Round 1 Candidate #1: GRAVEY A Des Moines man is accused of having child pornography on his computer. Police say […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: YOU GUYS NEED TO GO BACK TO SCOHOL A motorist on Thursday spotted the error, realizing […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: IT MAKES YOUR SOUL WHITER THAN WHITE, BRIGHTER THAN BRIGHT A group calling itself Genesis II […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: 40 YEARS A SLAVE. A second man has been arrested over claims that a vulnerable […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: I WAS AT THE MOTEL 6 TO WRAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS Motel 6 has tentatively agreed to settle […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: I AM BADLY STUCK According to the Utah County Sheriff’s Office, deputies responded to Spanish Fork […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: WE WERE DOING SOME PRODUCT TESTING. Two men were arrested in Arkansas this week after allegedly taking […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: HOW ABOUT A LITTLE NIPPLE EQUALITY HERE? A 3-year-old topless selfie cost New York teacher Lauren Miranda […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN RUDY IS LYING? Celebrating the end of the Justice Department’s Russia probe […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: THIS IS JUST A WASTE OF BEER Beer spas have been hugely popular overseas for years, but […]