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Boner Candidates for February 18, 2015

Boner Candidate #1: IT WAS A PARTY!

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Police arrested an Ankeny kindergarten teacher after receiving a report that she had a beer can in her classroom Friday. Jennifer L. Rich, 40, of West Des Moines, has been charged with public intoxication and child endangerment. Ankeny police officers were called to East Elementary School, 710 S.E. Third St. at 2 p.m. Friday. A parent who was at the school to help with a Valentine’s Day party reported seeing Rich with a beer can in her classroom. Police took Rich into custody and she tested positive on a preliminary breath test device, according to an Ankeny Police Department news release. During questioning, officers also observed Rich had bloodshot, watery eyes. Officers found a leather carry bag in Rich’s classroom. The bag contained two empty beer cans and four additional full beer cans, the news release said.

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Boner Candidate #2: I THINK OF THE LADIES AS “LESSER CUTS OF MEAT”

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A South Carolina senator says he was only joking with a female colleague when he referred to women as a “lesser cut of meat” while they dined with others near the statehouse Tuesday. But she says the remarks are sexist and upsetting and that she’s frequently asked him to stop. Katrina Shealy, the state’s only female senator, said that Sen. Tom Corbin was referring to rib meat, after saying God made Eve from Adam’s rib. Corbin said a rack of ribs had just been brought to their table, and it “reminded me of an old joke.” “We were all joking and laughing,” said Corbin, R-Travelers Rest. “We cut up together.” He also told others at the table that he “got her wearing shoes,” referring to women being barefoot and pregnant, Shealy said.

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Boner Candidate #3: SPORTS BUILDS RACIST CHARACTER

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Amateur footage shows Chelsea football fans preventing a black man from boarding a Paris metro train shortly before the Champions League fixture between Chelsea and Paris Saint-Germain on Tuesday. The unidentified passenger attempts to squeeze on to the train, only to be pushed forcefully back on to the platform at the Richelieu-Drouot station. The fans then chant: ‘We’re racist, we’re racist and that’s the way we like it.’

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