Boner Candidate #1: HE NEEDED PEE INSPIRATION
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Police say a Jonesboro man accused of indecent exposure blamed a dog for his actions. Just before 4 p.m. Sunday Officer Francisco Matos was called to the 1000-block of West Huntington. According to his initial incident report, Kale Markeith Redden, 37, told Matos he had seen a dog urinate in a yard. Redden reportedly said he continued to walk down the road. When pressed, however, Redden told the officer he “pulled his penis out and tried to urinate because the dog urinated, but was unable to.”
Boner Candidate #2: HOW OVERBOOKED IS YOUR FLIGHT NOW?!
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Travelers at North Carolina’s Charlotte Douglas International Airport said a man stripped naked in the concourse because he was mad about an overbooked flight. Witnesses said the man became angry when he was told his US Airways flight to Jamaica was overbooked Wednesday, leading him to strip nude and stand in the concourse without a stitch on his body for about 40 minutes.
Boner Candidate #3: DELIVERY FOR MR. CHONG! MR. CHEECH CHONG!
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A UPS delivery person delivered a four-pound shipment of marijuana to an Akron home while police were at the home searching for evidence of drug dealing.
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