Boner Candidate #1: IT WAS THE DEVIL THAT MADE ME DO IT
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Yesterday, a high school principal in Georgia wrote to parents to say she was sorry for a bigoted freakout captured in a widely-shared viral video and also to let them know who the real racist is: Satan.
Boner Candidate #2: DOESN’T ORRIN HAVE PEOPLE TO HELP HIM WITH STUFF LIKE THIS
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Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) called Asia “the Orient” while speaking on the Senate floor late Tuesday — an outdated term considered offensive to Asians.
Boner Candidate #3: LAWS ARE LAWS I GUESS
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This Saturday, an Army veteran in Athens, Georgia smashed the window of a hot car to free a dog in distress and was subsequently arrested for criminal trespassing, The NY Daily News reports. According to police, the animal’s owner was furious Desert Storm veteran Michael Hammons had broken the window of her Mustang and demanded he be charged.
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