Round One Boner Candidate #1: THE MAN WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE SOME FUN. A self-fondler is off the streets after […]
Boner Fight Boner Candidate #1: AND THIS HAS TO DO WHAT WITH ARETHA AND HER FUNERAL Aretha Franklin’s family on Monday slammed […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: WELL AT LEAST SHE DIDN’T LEAVE THE BABY BEHIND. Authorities in Texas released video on Friday […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: ALWAYS COVER UP YOUR MISTAKES WITH MISINFORMATION Fox News apparently mistook singer Patti LaBelle for Aretha […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: HOW TO ESCAPE A TERRORIST BEHEADING. Who Is America? is full of great characters, from Cohen’s faux-liberal […]
Boner Fight Boner Candidate #1: PLEASE DONALD HELP. THEY’RE OUT TO GET ME. Now that Alex Jones has been banned from YouTube, Facebook and iTunes, the right-wing conspiracy […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: HOW TO TIP LIKE A DICK. In the restaurant world, is there anything worse than a bad […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: OH, THAT’S WHY CALIFORNIA IS ON FIRE. A pastor with ties to Republican Senator Ted Cruz […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: THIS BEER TASTES LIKE A HOT UNDERWEAR MODEL. A beer made from the ‘vaginal lactic acid […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: RIBEYE; BONELESS OR BONE IN? A man in Nashville, North Carolina, was nabbed by authorities on […]