Boner Candidate #1: I JUST WANTED TO, YOU KNOW, WALK AROUND AND TAKE A LOOK In Michigan, a man named […]
Boner Candidate #1: IF YOU NEED PROOF THAT OUR COUNTRY HAS GONE CRAZY…HERE IT IS. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is […]
Boner Candidate #1: BIDEN BEATING BY THE KANSAS GOP The GOP in Kansas put on a fundraising event where a […]
Boner Candidate #1: MY GOD, THEY ARE ALL JUST SCOUNDRELS AND LIARS It has recently come to light that Ronny […]
Boner Candidate #1: IT’S MY SPECIAL BULLY-BOY BEVERAGE A mother in Texas by the name of Jennifer Lynn Rossi has […]
Boner Candidate #1: I JUST WANTED TO GO TO SLEEP A man in Orem, Utah named Shane Dee Laursen has […]
Boner Candidate #1: THEY HAVE RUBBED HER BREASTS SO MUCH THEY ARE NOW DISCOLORED The famous Molly Malone statue is […]
Boner Candidate #1: SHE SHOULD BE REQUIRED OPEN UP HER SWIMMING POOL TO ANY DISADVANTAGED PERSON WHO WANTS TO USE […]
Boner Candidate #1: WE BUY WANABANA APPLESAUCE FOR THE KIDS BECAUSE IT’S GOT EXTRA LEAD The FDA had to recall […]
WINNER! Boner Candidate #1: I’M REVERSING THE CONVICTION BECAUSE THOSE KIDS WERE ALLOWED TO DRINK ALCOHOL AND SWIM WITH THEIR […]