Round One Boner Candidate #1: 40 YEARS A SLAVE. A second man has been arrested over claims that a vulnerable […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: SQUIRT, SQUIRT, SQUIRT A 71-year-old Florida man filled a squirt gun with urine and sprayed […]
Candidate #1: WOMEN HAVE TO BE MORE RESPONSIBLE A Republican state lawmaker in Texas has reintroduced a bill that would criminalize […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: IT WAS A SMOKIN’ HOT DEAL A Wisconsin woman says her SUV burst into flames 22 minutes […]
Boner Candidate #1: I SWAPPED OUT THOSE BABIES FOR FUN Nurses are seen as caregivers in the hospital and patients are […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: I’M A GANG BANGER AND A HISTORIAN If there’s one thing the internet’s got in spades, […]
Boner Candidate #1: BUT THE LADIES LIKE THE UNIFORM According to the Sheriff’s Office, 46-year-old Brian Hartzler attempted to solicit sexual […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: I AM BADLY STUCK According to the Utah County Sheriff’s Office, deputies responded to Spanish Fork […]
Candidate #1: SEEMS TO BE A DISCREPANCY IN THE CHARGES HERE. A woman who was brutally attacked by a man wielding […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: DON’T TRY WHACKING A FISH WITH A GUN This just in from the oblivious department: don’t point […]