Round 1 Candidate #1: NO. NO.NO It’s the beauty trend nobody asked for, but it’s here nonetheless. While men and […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: POOP FOR POLITICIANS Politics can stink. That was the message delivered by a traveler to airport […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: GRAVEY A Des Moines man is accused of having child pornography on his computer. Police say […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: YOU GUYS NEED TO GO BACK TO SCOHOL A motorist on Thursday spotted the error, realizing […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: IT MAKES YOUR SOUL WHITER THAN WHITE, BRIGHTER THAN BRIGHT A group calling itself Genesis II […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: 40 YEARS A SLAVE. A second man has been arrested over claims that a vulnerable […]
Round 1 Boner Candidate #1: I SHOWED HIM THE BABY AND MY BREAST A Manhattan woman said she was given […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: I WAS AT THE MOTEL 6 TO WRAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS Motel 6 has tentatively agreed to settle […]
Boner Candidate #1: BUT THE LADIES LIKE THE UNIFORM According to the Sheriff’s Office, 46-year-old Brian Hartzler attempted to solicit sexual […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: WE WERE DOING SOME PRODUCT TESTING. Two men were arrested in Arkansas this week after allegedly taking […]