Boner Candidate #1: I THINK YOU CAN FIND A BETTER MANAGER THAN LUCIFER A failed candidate running for Georgia Governor, […]
Boner Candidate #1: THESE AREN’T MY PANTS! Myrick Hamilton, 47, was found with drugs in his shorts. When officers arrived […]
Boner Candidate #1: I’M AFRAID WE HAVE TO CONFISCATE THE GOAT GUTS. When entering customs through airlines, it’s best to […]
Boner Candidate #1: IT WAS A KIDNAPPING GONE VERY WRONG Two brothers as well as a third man are now […]
Boner Candidate #1: NOBODY WOULD SHARE WEED WITH ME A man from Florida was fatally stabbed by his friend’s brother, […]
Boner Candidate #1: SHOOTIN’ GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD A Memphis man, Caderius Bailey, was arrested due to confiscated drugs, and […]
Boner Candidate #1: WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL? I RETURNED THE CAR AFTER MY JOB INTERVIEW. A woman from Indiana thought […]
Boner Candidate #1: I’M A WHOLE FEMALE. I HAVE LADY PARTS. A woman from Staten Island was assaulted by a […]
Boner Candidate #1: WE WOULD HELP THE ROBBERY VICTIMS BUT SNORLAX JUST POPPED UP. Two LAPD officers, Louis Lozano and […]
Boner Candidate #1: HE IS CONSISTENT, I MUST SAY. A farmer was arrested for a DUI, after only making it […]