Candidate #1: I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB An elderly Walmart worker in Texas says he will never be the […]
Boner Candidate #1: MAYBE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY? Two students have been indefinitely suspended from the Kearns High […]
Boner Candidate #1: ONE LESS RACIST AT HARVARD Of the many student activists who emerged from the tragic shooting last […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: PRISON DAD A Father’s Day post from Bill Cosby’s social media accounts Sunday night called […]
Boner Candidate #1: SEA TURTLES ARE MY ENEMIES! A woman has been arrested in Miami Beach, Florida, after she was […]
Boner Candidate #1: WAY TO TELL THE TRUTH AND RUIN THINGS FOR EVERYBODY A California valedictorian used her commencement speech […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: THAT’S MY BOYS’ TAG An Eagle Mountain mother called police after seeing what she believed […]
Candidate #1: THE FIX IS SIMPLE…JUST SELL HIGHER ALCOHOL BEER. There may be a slight gap between 3.2 beer being […]
Boner Candidate #1: LEAVE NATURE ALONE CAPITOL REEF NATIONAL PARK — A popular backcountry destination in Capitol Reef National Park […]
Candidate #1: GOOD WORK MADE DIFFICULT BY WANTON STUPIDITY A local nonprofit that aims to eliminate food waste and feed […]