Candidate #1: WE’RE UNDER ATTACK Two homes and a car were hit by bullets over the weekend when a group […]
Boner Candidate #1: PACK IT UP GRANNY; YOU’RE OUT. A 102-year-old woman is being forced out of her home in […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: MY HEDGEHOG! A dispute over custody of a hedgehog turned violent Sunday evening when a […]
Candidate #1: ANOTHER GOOD REASON NOT TO HIDE DRUGS IN YOUR BUTT A bungling felon from Washington state made a […]
Boner Candidate #1: I’M NOT GONG TO MARRY YOUR CROTCH GOBLIN A bride-to-be has been branded a “terrible human being” […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE GUMBALL BANDIT Police are on the lookout for a gumball bandit. Surveillance video caught a man […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: HE’LL HAVE THAT PURSE NO MATTER WHAT A suspect in a violent purse snatching involving […]
Boner Candidate #1: THIS IS YOUR STOP GRAMPS. Video showing a woman violently pushing a 74-year-old man out the door […]
Boner Candidate #1: COME ON IT WAS A JOKE. After hours of delays, a man on a Southwest Airlines flight […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: PIKA PIKA, KIDDIES. (EVIL LAUGH) A theater expecting to see Detective Pikachu were sadly mistaken (and terrified) […]